在法国的日尔斯小镇上,街道旁充满了孩子们的欢声笑语。他们都处理生活中的一些简单的事情。他们发现生活也并不是那么容易。饥饿的孩子拿着喇叭对着邻居大喊。孤独的孩子为了引起人们的注意,到处制造麻烦。一个小女孩从高楼的窗口摔下来,街上的人都吓坏了,蜂拥过去,可小女孩笑呵呵地从草地上站起来说:“哈哈,我摔下来了。”她的母亲则当场晕倒。当一个严重的家庭暴力事件发生后,人们才发现孩子们的真实需求。
55岁的美国华裔移民伊芙琳(杨紫琼 饰)家庭事业两崩溃。在老父亲生日大寿这天,除了要阻止女儿(许玮伦 饰)暴走出柜、替无用丈夫(关继威 饰)擦屁股,还得去税务局向古板大婶(杰米·李·柯蒂斯 饰)解释不太妙的税务问题。才踏进大楼电梯,软烂丈夫竟摇身一变演起黑客帝国,声称自己是另一个宇宙的版本,而秀莲也是千万宇宙里的其中一个。还来不及理解,邪恶势力已在多元宇宙中蔓延,世界即将毁灭,只有在这个宇宙里,“一无是处”的伊芙琳才能拯救世界……
泰吉•巴德兰德巴德(卡尔•潘 Kal Penn 饰)带着范•维尔德的精神和大学学位,远赴英国加尔福德大学——这里是他父亲曾经“战斗”过的地方,兄弟会“狐狸与猎犬”之屋留下了父亲风光的记忆,然而来这里担任助教的泰吉并不被对方认可,狐狸与猎犬的首脑皮普反而将泰吉戏弄了一通。泰吉来到自己负责的宿舍——被戏称为马厩的败落小屋,这里住着四个边缘化的学生:研究量子物理和男女关系的盖辛,暴躁的爱尔兰人谢莫斯,沉默的宅男赛门以及不检点的女生赛迪。泰吉为了让这几位问题青年重新振作,自组鸡公牛社团向皮普的狐狸与猎犬之屋发起挑战,而皮普的女友查莉令泰吉一见钟情,于是一场关乎学生尊严和助教爱情的奋战拉开了序幕…
阿宝(周秀娜 饰),阿娇(卢颂之 饰)和TT(余晓彤 饰)各自面对着她们的深渊,一时之间找不到解决问题的方法,人生陷入了停顿和困境之中。一笔飞来横财吸引三人踏上了远赴马来西亚的旅途,她们以为,在那里等待着她们的会是充满了幸福和快乐的生活,以及享用不尽的荣华富贵。 然而,令三人没有想到的是,从她们踏上旅途的那一刻起,即落入了神秘女子诸葛(童冰玉 饰)一手策划的圈套之中,三人不仅没能享福,甚至还落入了贩卖妇女的人贩手中。兔子急了也要人,可不要小看这三个看似孱弱的女人,当她们尽情使用女人的手段来对抗专门欺辱压迫女人的罪犯们之时,可没有几个人能够与她们匹敌哦。
自视甚高的记者余美仁(谢楠饰)是电视台里炙手可热的晋升人选,为了击败对手,她不惜挑战无人胜任的采访任务——前往南方的偏僻小城,去揭露一个有机农场的重大秘密。不料,余美仁在那里不仅遇到了“猪队友”——脱线少年小达(马昂饰)和中二少女莫莫(丁一一饰),更发现低调随性的农场主竟是自己的“克星”——小学同学李十全(方力申饰)。小时候只要两人相距50米以内,她就会出糗倒霉。然而为了事业,余美仁不得不和“克星”擦出亦敌亦友的火花,在保持50米距离的同时,一段阴差阳错又爆笑感人的爱情正在这个浪漫的小城悄然绽放。
在一辆开往莫斯科的火车上,军事学院的学生安德烈.托尔斯泰(欧列格·缅希科夫 Oleg Menshikov饰)偶遇了风情万种的美国女人珍(朱莉娅·奥蒙德 Julia Ormond 饰),两人暗生情愫。珍谎称自己是个寡妇,来俄罗斯看 望疯狂的机械师父亲(理查德·哈里斯 Richard Harris 饰),但实际上是被请来骗取军事学院院长拉德洛夫将军(阿列克谢·彼得连科 Aleksey Petrenko 饰)信任的交际花,好让机械师的“西伯利亚理发师”伐木机能够顺利驶进西柏林亚。但是没想到将军对珍动了真感情,并想向她求婚,而安德烈对珍的感情愈演愈烈,珍一方面想接受安德烈的感情,另一方面又想完成任务,于是事件发展到了不可收拾的地步。在一次演出中安德烈因为嫉妒和误会,抽伤了院长,被流放到了西伯利亚。在火车站上尽管珍赶上了最后的送别,但是安德烈始终没能和珍见最后一面。十年后,珍终于在西伯利亚找到了安德烈的住所,但终究逃不过命运的改变……若干年后珍回到了美国,把这段往事在信中讲述给了军事学院的儿子。
因为一个酒鬼的几句话,一个骗子一个女演员就甘愿帮一个要自杀的男的差点连命都不要了,而且这俩人最后莫名其妙还在一起了
6 out of 7 people found the following comment useful. A brilliant and outragously funny satire of society, 7 December 1999 Author: Dave Joerg (joerd000@mail.zdv.uni-mainz.de) "Flodder" is one of the funniest movies ever made and few people realise that it is a Dutch movie made by none other than the Holland version of John Carpenter, the famous Dick Maas, author and director of the thriller "Amsterdamned". The Flodder family is the reincarnation of the term a-social. When the whole family bunch, basically all bastards, criminals and sluts must be relocated from their City slum because of toxic waste under their house, the city council house no choice. The only available space is in the "Zoendal" - the "Sun Valley" the best area in Amsterdam where all doctors, snobs and businessmen can afford to live their lives. And where the central point of interest and politics is the tennis club of the community. The Flodder family brings devastation to the tranquil world that ruled before. They are simply unbelievable. The characterisation is incredibly funny, beginning with Ma Flodder who searches other people's trash cans for food or making illegal liquor in her cellar and ending with the eldest daughter who is the biggest slut on earth. Together they make the most horrible family imaginable, a sort of immoral mirror image to the Brady Bunch or the Waltons. When the City counsel of Amsterdam hoped that the Flodders would show their good will to be more civilised in their new area, it turns out that Holland's most famous family would rather bring out the worst in the rich people of "Sun Valley"-wonderland. The rest is a hilarious, brilliant and well made social satire that can be watched as a provocative movie as well as a straightforward comedy. Dick Maas at his best. I salute him! Flooder was the Dutch smash hit in 1986 and brought two sequels and a tv series. All of the sequels were nice but not as great as the original. Flodders (1986) is available on DVD in Germany in a dubbed German version in Dolby Digital 5.1. under the name: "Flodders -Eine Familie zum knutschen" Why is First Floor Features, the producer of the movie not bringing the Dick Maas blockbusters out on DVD in the Netherlands, I wonder. The are not even available on video there. These movies have so much potential, still to this day and have a huge silent but true following.
咪咪(克里蒂·萨农饰)是个身材健美、面容娇好的舞者,最大的梦想就是去孟买当明星,无奈囊中羞涩,无法成行。这时一对美国夫妇来到印度求人代孕,在一个善良但贪婪的出租车司机巴努(潘卡·特里帕蒂饰)的百般撺掇下,米米成了一个代孕妈妈。待到胎儿一天天长大,医生突如其来的诊断改变了所有人的一生,美国夫妇背约而去,面对着现实和伦理困境的咪咪和巴努将何去何从呢?